: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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