You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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