She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
