THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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