It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
