So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
