So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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