just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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