they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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