I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
