I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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