Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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