gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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