The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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