I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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