If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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