Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
