they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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