Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She bit a glass in half.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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