come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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