Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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