gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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