You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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