He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
NoShamevember. You game?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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