I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I am mentally ready for anal.
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