Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
are you so shy because you have an std?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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