I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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