You're completely useless in the revolution.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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