I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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