I don't think brook has ever known best
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize
