needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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