And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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