I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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