Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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