I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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