The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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