hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
If that was your dad, he is hot
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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