Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
im having a threesome with these popsicles
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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