Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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