What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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