Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I love how my cats smell like pot.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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