I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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