I have demons in me.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just want to make out with him forever
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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