sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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