Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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