i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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