I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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