Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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