I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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