dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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