And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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