great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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