Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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