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Wipe that smile off your face.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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